Sentient Snout

C.O.C.K. Number: 68

Name: Sentient Snout

Class: El Burto

First Recorded Sighting: 26/5/2020

Though it's first official sighting was in the quarantine of 2020 there is reported sightings as far back as 2013.

This COCK has the potential to kill the entire world through it's powers of; multiplying, regeneration and his most deadly ability, the spread of cancer. He mostly wasted his potential until now by using it to "kill 1st years doon the glenn" however lately it's been reported that somehow the infamously dangerous chomo and Fag Demon A L has somehow got the snout working under his command, We haven't been able to contain it so far as it's likely staying in L's gaff. But this could spell out a potential world ender scenario. {O-2 END LOG}

{O-1 LOG ENTRY}

A L last personal sighting was sometime in early-mid 2018 outside the pupil support office i cant remember clearly as it`s like someone has blocked my vision with a thick cloud of fag ash.

A L physical appearance his skin resembles that of a cigarette butt orangey and blemished his eyes are bloodshot red but can change to yellow.

he has a huge mad nose to sniff out and inhale "Gear" and he can be seen punching his mum in the face then going out and bragging about it to the local 1st years so that they might buy snout off him. However buying off him is extremely dangerous and he has recently changed to murder as Sentient Snout leeches onto the 1st years - NOTE  it is unknown when the cancer sets in and begins to spread but it is believed to be immediate after subject has inhaled A L toxic gear. A L can be heard in Dimly lit Underpasses in EK repeating "got any Gasper m8" While not really a threat apart from that one time he took my hand and tried to make me touch lynda`s arse in drama that one time i think about that alot sometimes and wish i could apologise. A L is also kinda gay because he tried to hit other peoples pps with a badminton racket in P.E. also breathing near him makes your lungs feel like black sludge so um yea hes kinda cringe *pissing and shitting emoji*

NO further attempts are to be made to try buy his snout on Snapchat and NO attempts are to be made to go to his gaff no matter how much weed, coke or fags he tries to tempt you with. as the O-2 said this could lead to a world ender class scenario but thankfully nobody goes near him since the reported smell of  literal  cancer can be noticed from at least 50 meters away, only those desperate enough would buy off him- {so like every 1st year trying to act hard down the glen wee dicks man could smash every wan a yees} {END LOG}