Florida "Man's not hot"

Name: Robert with a C Von Pierre IV

Class: Sonic with a BBC

First Recorded sighting: when Florida was invented by Dr Seuss I imagine,

Florida man Not to be confused with Florida woman Although from a distance & with cum in your eyes it might be hard to tell, After the Roblox civil rights movement of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Florida bloke was saw wielding nothing but a kebab pot noodle & a bag of BBQ BE██ HUL██OOP██ FUCK OH GOD OHNO! {REDACTED} During the late 1970s. ██████ Yugoslavian man with 3 knobs. ███ The Florida man was believed to be at the march 13th Hamster dance incident However there is not enough evidence of this due to every CCTV camera around the area suddenly got Parkinson's disease and was all shaky and shit.

Florida man in Scottish terms (because we're Scottish XD) is a pure mad chode who canny get enough a A L's Snout & gear

more recently "Florida man reported to have gunned down his ex after receiving a email from Muslim Habibi singles.com that read "Detroit become cyberpunk En ESTA CASANO SE HABLA DE COMUNISMO""  anyway I've got to write Florida woman now so *Homer with a doughnut shaped head t-posing in a void realm with the thumbs up cool sunglasses emoji and some traditional Japanese writing that just says "its not piss its my monster can!"- napoleon