Сеш монстр

Name: Сеш монстр (sesh monster in English)

Class: Sonic With A BBC

First Recorded Sighting: German Occupied Poland (1939–1945) Found in a Cottage by upper 11th Echelon Six eyes splinter cell triple Agents.

Сеш монстр was found with the first ever bottle of Buckfast this is belived to have been handed down from Lord of the Liquor aka ████ ████ the scariest part abot this C.O.C.K is it's large body mass and ability to withstand any "sesh" When Сеш монстр talks it has been found to sound like a interview voice Dub very low pitched and distorted. Сеш монстр will only become volitile when not given enough gear and has asked to be taken to see A L  after The D.G Crew security breach of  ████ requests have been denied and Сеш монстр is to be distracted with more buckfast and gear. Kept in site ████ █ Сеш монстр has the remarkable resemblance to Dot Cotton from EastEnders but with huge muscular arms and a Batista Wide neck. more tests will be carried out by Dr Moe Lester. {END LOG}