The beast of East Kilbride

Every night he takes a wean with his massive Spine Tingling hauns, The Beast Of EK was a Dirty Manky Auld Puffter, He was always a Fithy Junkie Cunt type of man. He never hurt anyone... Until 69 years ago. He used different things to murder people with. He once even shoved a mans Boaby into a pair of Crocs. He was inspired by Emanuel's, He took souvenirs from his victims, such as Scrawny pairs a Baws. He then was caught by a Abusive Conservative Husband because of the Egg smell coming from his Chomo infested house in the Murray Sewage system. He had over Wan bodies in his house. He was sent to C.O.C.K facility 871 for Abusing Facebook guidelines.