Bob Creamer

C.O.C.K. Number: #000

Name: Bob (Bobert?) Creamer

Class: ??? (Unable to determine class as it could not be found for Containment)

First Appeared in our universe: Circa. June 2017

Going by the name Bob Creamer it is unknown if this "man"(?) is from our universe or from an alternate one and managed to slip through during the Miss Jackson Incident. Further supporting evidence that he is not from our universe is that he appears to be able to go off the grid a feat which he does not seem smart enough to accomplish through normal means or at least without aid. Prompting researchers to believe he may be going off world.

Known Information:

Height: 8 foot / 243.84 cm

Weight: 3,000,000 lbs / 214,285.7143 Stone (Mostly in Muscle)

Age: Unkown (Appears Middle Aged)

Appearing with the head of a middle aged balding man with a comb over, Creamer is only ever scene in the one outfit, a speedo and nothing else. At first the scientists thought he was also wearing star shaped nipple pasties but it in reality his nipples are just shaped that way.

Every part of Creamers body is extremely muscular with the exception of his head, his hands and his feet. It is unknown who he became so muscular, there are many theories involving, experimental drugs, magic or not being human. The only statement on the matter has not been recorded so it's validity is somewhat questionable but according to ⬛ariah ⬛arey who had spent time with Bob, When asked how he became like this he stated "Went to the gym one too many times."

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Bob Creamer was the first ever C.O.C.K. recorded but has never been successfully contained. At least a few years back he was known to be travelling with 2 other men including a paraplegic. however around 2 years ago the body of the paraplegic was found at a beach in ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ with its head crushed. Eye Witnesses stated before memory wiping that a man matching Bob Creamers description was responsible but there where actually 2 of them with apparently both of them seeming identical with the only difference being that the one that Crushed Mr. J⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ J⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛'s head seemed about 1 pound heavier. After that a the other man shouted something and there was a big flash of light and no one seem's to remember what happened after that.

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There have also been reports of a son or failed clone of Bob Creamer going by the name of F⬛⬛ W⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ but this is unconfirmed.