Haunted Emanuel's Curry

First Created In Emanuel's by Emanuel Himself on 22 May 1 AD The Recipe was rediscovered By C.O.C.K Agents at the Murray Pub in 2016 after a Crossbow fight Ensued. believed to Be the Inspiration For Dante's inferno, consuming this Haunted Curry will result in spontaneous immolation and an eternity wandering in Farm-foods. During the 2nd age of East Kilbride After a great battle That the Original Emanuel died in, He Ate the Haunted curry Giving himself the Power to posses others bodies this is why his businesses is still in EK to this day. He's a pretty chipper fellow if i do say so myself he let me put my boaby in the fryer & ████ ████

Underneath Emanuel's chippy is a Arena Where Local Chomos are set apon each-other with wrath, The Loser is turned into Fritter batter & their bones used for fish suppers, his plastic cutlery is forged with The fires of the curry Didact.

after 3am Death Riders can be heard screeching in the woods of st Leonards as a warning to Victors chippy at the town center because its SHITE!