Steak pie and a shave

Name: pie and a shave class: A⬛⬛⬛⬛ H⬛⬛⬛'s Leg

First recorded sighting: early september 2020,

"Steak pie and a shave" is an unknown entity that roams bus stations and butcher shops down EK it usually takes the form of a middle aged English man it then proceeds to wait for a bus to the town center. Apon getting on the bus he will ask the bus driver "all day steak pie and a shave please doll" ~Note he will call the driver doll regardless of gender~ this will infuriate the bus driver who will scream at him to get of the bus. Apon reaching the butchers (unknown how it reaches here) he will walk in and window shop the various meats licking his lips and can be heard saying "cor, blimey" under his breath after a uncomfortable amount of time doing this the staff will ask him if he needs help. it will then talk to the meats saying something like "ooh bloody ell love thats a noice peice a meat ya got there ey!" for some reason this sounds really sugestive and inappropriate, and the staff will become enraged and scream at him to get out.

studies of this C.O.C.K have been carried out by Dr Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon sit down and dont stir. {start log}

Dr: "nothing valuble can be found from studying it so.... end log?" {multiple voices can be heard getting closer, finally the door opens and it's revealed that O-1 and a team of higher ups are with him arguing} 0-1: "Dr you have failed to see the others"

Dr: "what are you taling about.. others.. i only have one case its the stake pie and a shave man?"

O-1: "yes but you have failed to see......Pie and a Pint man" {*gunshot* Dr Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon sit down and dont stir is dead on the ground and everyone leaves the room} {END LOG}