Quingle

Name: Quingle

Class: Safe until dangerous

Quingle is an extraordinarily rare species. Only four have ever been seen in history, each with only a short lifespan. They're incapable of "sex" and simply grow out of the ground.

There are rumors spread frequently in Iraq by the living humans that there are many Quingle larvae buried deep in the Earth's core, pulsating and waiting to emerge. They fear that someday, the Quingles will rise, taking over all branches of government, and controlling society itself. There is no way to stop this in their eyes, but no confirmation of this conspiracy has yet been found.

The Quingle depicted in this rare photograph is the only ever domestic member of the species. It is currently being held in a high security prison, to prevent it from going buck-wild and attacking members of the Bingus species, as they seem to be especially hostile towards them. This is also to prevent more breeding in case the Iraq citizens are correct in their paranoia.