The Murray Underpass Succubus

Name: Earth 2 Sharon

Class: Sonic With A BBC

First Recorded sighting: The Murray obvs lol

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In The summer of 2012, 3 men after a night at the carlton bingo and a wee sesh at the Murray Pub were traveling through the Murray Underpass at 3 to 4 mph when all of a sudden a mistress of darkness appeared before them, she held in her hands a baldi mug (A aldi mug but its just a bald guy instead lmao XD) she blocked the mens path Asking them to "hand over the Drink to pass through"

The first man "Obtuse Andy fae the Calderwood Scheme" also known only as Marshmallow is early 2004 to late 2007 Because -{Redacted} ████ ████ offered his half drunk bottle of Eldorado the woman drank it and let him pass without harm.

The second man "cheeky sam the wido" gave up his full 2 litre smirnoff and threw in some Gasper for the sake of Honour, The woman let him pass without Incident.

The third man "Big Deano" only had one bottle in his carrier bag, it was a 2 litre of Thunderbird. He along with the other two men was just as happy to give her his drink However upon Receving such a gift the Succubus became Enraged and Drank all his Thunderbird in one go then swiftly cracked him over the head with it killing him instantly.

This C.O.C.K is not to be approached by anyone over 25 or under 40 or to be given Thunderbird because she'll "pan yer boaby in" - local eyewhitness █amer m█s█ e██y

The underpass is Under strict CCTV survalance at all times, so children the moral of this story is Dont be a half asian man travelling at 3mph in a haunted underpasss the End

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