Cum-Man

Category:COCK's C.O.C.K. Number: -1

Name: Cum-Man (Epitah)

Class: El Burto

First Recorded Sighting: September 11th 2001 B.C. (In our Universe)

Cum-Man, first depicted in ancient Aztec legends and worshipped as a god, It is thought by researcher Dr. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛Michael Fassbender⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ to be of an alternate universe or perhaps residing in the space between universes as in the information sharing we've done with alternate universe versions of C.O.C.K. (see the Miss Jackson incident of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 19⬛⬛) He's dissapeared in our universe when appearing in others and vice versa, so it's difficult to find a point of origin for the deity (deity?).

In the instances he's appeared in our universe it's only ever been in dreams or hallucinations, typically in the form of a Lovecraftian beast (a mass of white tentacles (Sperms?)). However it's unknown if this is his true form as in other universe he is said to be able to appear physically, taking a different form in each.

In Universe ⬛⬛, which had the most information regarding Cum-Man he was treated like a god, taking Jesus Place on the cross. In the only image they could show us of it our scientists described it as a muscular looking version of the Stay Puft ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛. They had said in the the few instances he appeared everything in his field of view would be turned to male sexual fluids and that they considered it a great honour to be turned into it by him. After this we decided to stop contacting this universe because they where weird and frankly gross.

It is unknown if Cum-Man cannot enter our universe because there is something special about it or if it is because some ritual is needed for him to become physical that has not been preformed in our universe. Regardless Cum-Man has been deemed El Burto Class and should not be attempted to contacted or communicated with.