Sharon

C.O.C.K. Number: ∞

Name: Goes by many, most commonly known as El Universo de ende

Class: El Burto

First Recorded Sighting: "Fuck knows how old is she, like 80 or something?" - DD ~ Discord Call

Signature move: FUPA Pounce

Body Type: Chode-esque physique

Origin: Created in a freak kebab accident 1968?

Located: Migrates often, but commonly returns to the bit right outside Farmfoods and Savers at those benches also goes to spoons to shout at wains on the little merry go round thing she also roams the streets near the water tower at South park Primary school prob getting the 201 te the centre

Sharon is perhaps the most elusive of all the COCK's we've encountered, as well as one of the most volatile and dangerous, she can be sated with jump in's for farmfoods, if one isn't available some buckfast and a chippy might buy some time until you can get to one. Once angered she can be seen beating her poor dog pebbles to death by swinging it against a lampost several times will shouting "COME ONNNNNNN PEBBLES >:( CMON TE FUCK!".

Sharon is so easily angered that there's a procedure for what to do in case of encountering her in demon rage mode that all P-class personnel have to do in training. This consists of, Begging for mercy, praying, eating your cyanide polo mint and shooting yourself in the jaw just in case the mint doesn't work quick enough.

Sharon is seemingly impossible to kill or even maim, even when faced with other dangerous SCP's she will simply ask them, what the time is, when they're going back to school and to fuck off.